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Sometimes the best medicine truly is laughter — especially when it comes from a story so sharp and unexpected that it keeps you smiling long after it ends. If you enjoy light, clever, clean humor you can share with family and friends, this little gem is for you.
Pour yourself a cup of coffee, get comfortable, and enjoy.
The Phone Call That Left Everyone Speechless
A man is sitting in a country club lounge when his phone rings. He answers.
Him: “Hello?”
Her: “Honey, are you at the club?”
Him: “Yes.”
Her: “Great! I’m at the mall. I saw a beautiful fur coat. Can I buy it?”
Him: “How much?”
Her: “Only $1,500.”
Him: “Alright, if you like it that much, get it.”
She continues.
Her: “I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership. The new models are in! And we can trade in last year’s BMW…”
Him: “How much?”
Her: “$60,000.”
Him: “Okay — but make sure it has all the options.”
She keeps going.
Her: “And that house we loved? The one with the pool and beachfront garden?”
Him: “Yes… how much?”
Her: “$450,000.”
Him: “Offer $420,000.”
Her: “You’re the best! I love you!”
Him: “Love you too.”
He hangs up, looks around the room, raises the phone and says:
“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
A Few More Clean Jokes
The Talking Dog
A man sees a sign: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
The dog claims he worked for secret agencies and traveled the world.
Owner says: “Ten dollars.”
Man: “Why so cheap?”
Owner: “Because he’s a liar.”
The Forgetful Husband
Wife goes to take a bath.
Finds her husband standing by the closet.
“What are you doing?”
“I forgot if I was getting dressed or taking a bath.”
Hiccup Cure
Pharmacist slaps a man who asked for hiccup medicine.
“No more hiccups?”
“No… but my wife still has them in the car.”
Retirement Wisdom
“I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so when I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect.”
Why Clean Humor Matters
Good, clever humor reduces stress, lifts the mood, strengthens relationships and reminds us how powerful a simple laugh can be.
Save this story, share it, and let the laughter do the rest.
